SWIMSUIT SLIM SANS ANAL LEAKAGE + EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
i bought alli, thinking it would help w/ weight loss, so that i could be swimsuit slim come february. little did i know the #1 side effects were ***anal leakage + explosive diarrhea***! gah!
luckily, rite aid was open 24 hrs and i returned it promptly after reading online reviews. whew!
the new swimsuit slim regiment consists of splenda replacing all sugar, except for natural sugars found in fruit + juice + such, lots of hot sauce to help speed up the metabolism and walking as much as possible, biking lots + no more cabs + walking during breaks, to burn some chub.
luckily, rite aid was open 24 hrs and i returned it promptly after reading online reviews. whew!
the new swimsuit slim regiment consists of splenda replacing all sugar, except for natural sugars found in fruit + juice + such, lots of hot sauce to help speed up the metabolism and walking as much as possible, biking lots + no more cabs + walking during breaks, to burn some chub.
YAY FOR BROWN!
i fucked up the first round (2 boxes of hair dye). had to bleach out the metallic black dye. bleh! i'm pretty happy w/ today's results (1 box of bleach + 2 boxes of brown). not bad eh?
won't being going black for a while. it was a bitch to get out...
won't being going black for a while. it was a bitch to get out...
WOW CONVO ON THE BUS
"You need to stop laying down when you play WoW b/c you are laying down the whole day."
"But I get headache when I play it and I need to lay down. I went to the dr for it."
"What dr did you go to?"
"I don't know, but he was really smart."
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