000H-LA-LA!

NAKED HOP SCOTCH!

OMG THANK YOU MICHAEL JACKSON FOR KEELING OVER...

i was getting sick of all the swine flu mass hysteria. compared to mj kicking the bucket, pandemic swine flu is completely irrelevant. sadly, we will now all die due to the lack of kiddy-chasin' courtroom drama.

FELT DONUT DOLL

melissa made it. soooOo cute!

PRETTY FLOWERS!

ADD TO CART: BRAWNDO THIRST ELIMINATOR!

apparently, taste like kool-aid w/ assloads of caffine. sounds good to me! too bad it's like radioactive nuclear green. probably going to make my pee glow. eeeeeee!

FURROWING FISH @ 15TH AVE QFC

ADD TO CART: NEW BLACK PATENT FLATS

they match my new purse perfectly! yay for new city shoes!

PRETTY FLOWER @ THE BUS STOP

ADD TO CART: BLACK PATENT MARC JACOBS FARIDAH HOBO

omfg i scored soOoooOOOoOoOo incredibly big time it hurts. it hurts! eeeeeeeeeee! i don't normally swoon over designer purses, but i've been wanting a marc jacobs purse for a while now + couldn't bring myself to drop $500 bux on one. i def didn't drop $500 on this one, but let's just say i lucked out something awful. we're talking some good karma vibes goin' on. eeeeeeeeeeee! :D

I HATE HOMELESS PEOPLE! :( GRR!

so i went out for a walk today... instead of buying this gorgeous black and white leather l.a.m.b purse i thought i'd hook some homeless dood up w/ some grub so i dropped by pike place market to pick up some yummy chicken strips. found the extremely scragly looking dood that posts up on 5th and union and went to hand him the bag of food and he immediately turned his back to me and said no thanks even though he's holding up a sign that says "need money for food". i feel bad for him every time i see him, but i don't want to give him $, which is why i bought the food for him and of course he turns it down. grr!

whatever! chicken strip snax for kaspy! so discouraged... :(

fuck you homeless people! you suck! when you try to help them out they don't want it. they just want $ for crack!