ACCORDING TO OPRAH...

If you have sex more than x200/year, you can increase your lifespan by 6+ years, but so what? Who wants to be ancient, reminiscing about back in the day when you shagged like crazy back way back when...

MMM STEAK SALAD!

So good even if its sans dressing. It's all about the nummy mexi beefy Tinoch salad! Nom! Nom!

OOH-LA-LA STRAWBERRY GOODNESS!

Coomer is the best! He saw them at a store on his way home from Yakima and picked me up a bag full. Woo!

CLIP-ON FENDER

ACTION HERO STAMPS

SLEEPY BEAR ON TIGER CUSHION

HOT PINK FLY SWATER ACTION!

SEATTLE SUNSET

I SECRETLY <3 GOSSIP GIRL


OMFG! OK so I got sucked into this horrible horrible show about uber rich NY teen socialites and their countless dramas and snotty tampon temper tantrums. I know, gross, but oh so juicy. Gag! Shame-shame! Bleh! *Luckily*, my life isn't nearly as climactic these days so it fills the scandalous-drama-void. Anyhow, season 2 premiere: Monday, September 1st! Can't wait! Woo! Woo!