Merc = Love of my life = LOML
LOML sounded out sounds like llama therefore Merc = Llama
Yes, we are weird... And gross... And speaking of llamas...
This is what a happy llama looks like:

This llama is confused:

This llama is also confused:

This is control-freak llama:

Last, but not least, may I present to you the dolly llama:
