SLEEP ESCAPES ME...

i suck at coding! oh-so-very-much so!

my ruby looks like this:

when it ought to look more like this:


i hate being a noob. i'm so busy noobin' i don't know my a$shole from a hole in the ground! bleh! :(

i've got a gang of sprint-specific automation to write AND i've got my RoR project to work on AND i'm being randomized on a regular b/c:
1) i sit by the main entrance (aka the back entrance, which i don't know why, but engiNERDS love to use it as their primary point of entry),
2) i've got all these test frameworks my boss want me to "dabble into" and work into my code, which if i haven't already stated sucks beyond belief,
and 3) my attention span is about as short as a...uhhh...what was i saying? gah!

someday, hopefully in the near future, i'll be less noobin' so i can bring home the bacon so i can afford stuff like this:


in the meantime, remind me to buy a lotto ticket + ask for help w/ my hw...

GOT OUR COSTUMES!

milk maid + cow... yah, i know... we're gross!


remind me to rock the milk maid braid...

ADD TO QUEUE: ROBOT CHICKEN!



thoroughly entertaining + equally offensive = brilliant! kenya dig it? i can dig it... :)

WE GOT MELISSA'S B-DAY PRESENT TODAY!



brad is horrified! :P celine + i split the bill. hope she likes 'em!

ADD TO CART: THIS HOT PINK FELT BIRD IS SO FUCKING CUTE!



http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30484206

umm so i can't think of why i'd ever need to purchase a hot pink felt birdy, but this is seriously some darling fucking shit! i love it to pieces! eeeeeeeeee! x0x0x0x

GUPPIES + PLATTIES! OH MY!



IT'S NICE THAT EVEN THOUGH THE ECONOMY IS SH!T RIGHT NOW WE'RE HIRING!



this is our super cute little recruiting video. my cameo's @ 1 min 20 sec... i'm an engi-nerd in case you didn't already know. i'm paid to break stuff! heh! :P

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