ADD TO CART: NEW SHAKE YO ASS TRAX

Silver Screen Shower Scene by Felix da Housecat
Swing (Remix) by Savage & Pitbull
Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) by Beyonce
Move (If You Wanna) by Mims
Shut Up and Drive by Rihanna
Disturbia by Rihanna
Live Your Life (feat. Rihanna) by T.I.
1 Thing (featuring Eve) by Amerie
Caught Up by Usher
Damaged by Danity Kane
Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas
Love Lockdown by Kanye West
Heartless by Kanye West
Diva by Beyonce
Unpredictable (feat. Ludacris) by Jamie Foxx
A Milli by Lil Wayne
Move Your Feet by JUNIOR SENIOR
You Gonna Want Me by Tiga

SUPER AWESOME B-DAY PRESENTS FROM AMY!

bunny bottle opener:

flip-flop sox:

cupcake candle:

KILLER BULLSHIT BISCUTS!

this post is hilarious:



http://failblog.org/2009/05/20/attempted-murder-fail/

enjoy!

ok this is lame b/c apparently, the killer biscuit story is super fake. grr! would have been more awesome if it were true...

HAPPY B-DAY TO ME! OH NO...IT'S THE BIG 3-OH!

so let's see here... it's officially may 20th and that means i just hit the big 3-oh... so far it doesn't feel any different from 29, which was only an hour + 03 minutes ago.



last night i dreamt about zombies + how cutco knives were the only knives effective against them, since you had to cut off the zombie's head in order to stop them from pursuing you... they're guaranteed not to dull or your $ back or something along those lines... pretty funny after having reiterated it to a couple folks + watching them search in the back of their head for the proper response when you share something as odd as attack of the killer zombies mashed w/ an as seen on tv commercial. heh! :P

anyhow, life is good. no running from zombies. no need for knives. i've got a good job, a roof over my head, good friends, my family, plenty of $ so i never long for food or material possesions, an awesome bf + a darling little chubby puppy-muffin. what more can you ask for? :) well, maybe a a house of my very own w/ a yard big enough for kaspy, but that's something that's definitely do-able in the foreseeable future so i can't really complain. like i said, life is good. :) i wonder what i'll dream of tonight?